Debbie Knight

The April 2012 Top Five List of Amusing Search Engine Terms (that found Biologyze)

In observation on May 2, 2012 at 9:00 am

The top five search engine terms (that I found amusing) used to find Biologyze in April.

#5: diligent cow

#4: balancing a centrifuge
Centrifuges are heavy. I wouldn’t recommend balancing a centrifuge on something like, say, your head.

#3:a day in the life of nitrogen
I wasn’t aware that nitrogen actually had a “life,” although I’ve heard it can be the life of the party.

#2: vial #5
Is this some kind new perfume? Similar to Chanel #5, only this scent will remind you of a laboratory? Odeur de chemistrie?

#1:  “body exhaust in surgical suite
What? That actually happens? Quick pass me a clothes pin to clamp over my nose!

And that’s how April went. 🙂 

  1. Funny, I like ‘a day in the life of nitrogen.’

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